Took a train to Tainan. An old man fights sleeping on my left shoulder, and ends up just slowly headbutting me for a half hour. Bought a slick pair of New Balance knockoffs called New Buffaloes and I’m calling them my B’s. On my B’s I dash through the puddles. A kitten in a birdcage on a scooter with a family of five. Seriously, enough with the sputum. The typhoon is asleep. Water is back in the pool.